overload

received a text message:
'Call me bff'

i go:  'bff'

joke!

i call...

friend needed some sort of tech support...  i give her step-by-step instructions...

friend:  'it's hard for me to talk on the phone...'

me:  'then why did you ask me to call you?'

friend:  'there's something wrong with my cellphone...  my ear aches when i stay too long...'

me:  'really?  then why did you ask me to call?  we shouldn't be talking on the phone...'

friend:  'i prefer landline...'

me:  'aw!  i don't have landline...'

friend:  'let's just talk some other time...  i'm getting a headache...'

me:  'aw...  rest...  bye...'

i wonder whether my instructions triggered the headache...  :"}