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i call a supermarket...

me:  'hello...  i'd like to know whether you already have the big arla cheesy spread...  not the small ones, the 500 grams...'

supermarket personnel:  'carla?'

me:  'arla...  no C...  A, R, L, A...'

supermarket personnel:  'arla?'

me:  'yes... the spread...'

supermarket personnel:  'bread?'

me:  'spread, not bread...  S, P, R, E, A, D...  arla cheesy spread...  A, R, L, A...  C, H, E, E, S, Y...  S, P, R, E, A, D...'

supermarket personnel:  'arla cheesy spread?'

me:  'yes...  last time you had the small, i want the big...  the 500 grams...'

supermarket personnel:  'i'll check, ma'am...'

she comes back and tells me they have...

whew!

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