friend: 'what do you want for christmas? material...'
me: 'material? hmmm... is time material?'
friend: 'something that can be bought...'
me: 'dinner? a nice one...'
friend: 'not restaurants...'
me: 'chocs! no raisins, with nuts...'
friend: 'not food...'
me: 'haha... water? is water food?'
friend: 'what the...?! what material thing do you want to receive for christmas???!!!'
me: 'wahaha... you mad, bro? i already have so much stuff! maybe something that will disappear eventually... toilet paper... toothpaste... soap... body wash...'
friend: 'those things?!'
me: 'why not?'
friend: 'for christmas!'
me: 'y'know, my house is already so full... i have no more space... unless you're going to buy me a new house...'
nyahaha...
♩ ♪ baby, i'm worth it ♫ ♬
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