unlike

talking food...

friend:  'go to lula's...  the kare-kare there is really good!'

me:  'kare-kare?  they say iago's is good, too...'

friend:  'where?'

me:  'iago's...  I, A, G, O...'

friend:  'oh...  how 'bout santiago's?  have you eaten at santiago's?'

me:  'i haven't...  what's their specialty?'

friend:  'specialty?  wait, no, not santiago's...  that's a funeral parlor...'

me:  'cadaver?!'

and just like that, i lost my appetite...  : }