why

phone call from courier:  'i'm here, ma'am...'

i go out...

me:  'where are you?'

courier:  '<street name>...'

me:  'opposite <street 2>?'

courier:  'no...  opposite <street 3>.'

me:  'did you receive my text earlier?'

courier:  'yes, ma'am...'

me:  'what did i say?'

courier:  'opposite <street 2>.'

me:  'then why are you opposite <street 3>?'

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