is that so bad?

sister to dad:  'did you have a massage?'

dad:  'no...  i accompanied your mom to the stockholders' meeting...'

sister:  'how come your cushion's outside?'

dad:  'oh...  i was supposed to get a massage...  i told your mom to bring bong [that's me] along instead...  she said she takes too long in the shower...'

me to mom:  'oh...  i didn't know...  you should have told me...'

mom glares at me:  'you shower too long!'

okay, okay...  calm down, mom...  : }