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on the phone...

me:  'there's this IPL voucher...  that's for hair removal...  they have for the upper lip...  i was gonna ask you to accompany me but i changed my mind...  i'm keeping my mustache...'

friend:  'you have a mustache?!'

me:  'yes...  haven't you noticed?'

friend:  'no...'

me:  'what the... ?!  all this time you haven't noticed?!'

friend:  'no...'

me:  'well, it's not that thick...  but so many have noticed and you haven't???'

friend:  'because i'm looking at something else...'

me:  'what?'

friend chuckles:  'your eyes...'

me:  'eyes?!'

friend:  'you have nice eyes...'

we both laugh...  i, a knowing laugh...  he, a guilty one...  ; p

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